IF YOU ARE STILL LOOKING TOWARDS WASHINGTON DC WITH "HOPE"
AND WONDERING WHERE ALL THE "AUDACITY" WENT???...
...THEN...YOU'LL BE RIGHT AT HOME IN QUACK CITY!!!

A HEADS UP TO ALL POLITICANS AND NEWSMAKERS....
YOU MAY BE CALLED INTO QUACK CITY AT ANY TIME.
DEPENDING UPON YOUR ATTITUDE AND ACTIONS YOU WILL BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE.

IF YOU HEAR THREE DISTANT QUACKS GETTING LOUDER AND CLOSER,
YOU'RE BEING SUMMONED INTO AN ALTERNATIVE REALITY.
IT MAKE LOOK LIKE WASHINGTON DC... BUT, CHECK AGAIN, YOU'VE ENTERED ANOTHER DIMENSION: THE DIMENSION OF ACCOUNTABLITY!!!

IF YOU WANT TO KNOW FOR SURE
JUST LOOK DOWN AT YOUR TOES.....IF YOU SEE DUCK FEET.....GOTCHA!...YOU ARE IN QUACK CITY!!!

SINCE WE DON'T HAVE DUBYA TO PICK ON ANYMORE....YOU CAN COUNT ON
BUCKMINSTER DUCK - AN OUT-RAGED AND OUT-RAGEOUS LITTLE DUCK - TO
HOLD OBAMA'S PRESIDENTIAL FEATHERS TO THE FIRE TO KEEP HIS CAMPAIGN PROMISES,
TO QUACK LOUDLY AS OUR JOURNEY TOWARDS "MARRIAGE EQUALITY" HAS ONLY JUST BEGUN
AND OF COURSE THERE IS
THE ONE THAT JUST WON'T "QUIT" AFTER SHE SAYS SHE HAS....OH SARAH - SARAH - SARAH!!!
WILL DUCKFEATHERS CONTINUE TO FLY???.....YOU BETCHAAA!!!