is very much his own duck…and indeed…he does NOT need to come out
                             …he is OUT!!!
                      and even so, he still is a rather
                      inquisitive, introspective and opinionated little quacker,
                                     who is doing his best to adjust to life…
                                   gay and/or otherwise…on this silly planet.

                      recently buckminster took time out for an in-depth interview
                       to explore the why and wherefores of his feathered-psyche
                                                        well here goes….
 
If you could accessorize “Miss Liberty” with one thing….
what would it be?
A FEATHERED BOA to make her even more faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaabulous than she already is!
 
What is the title of your diary?
“IT’S MY LIFE….so….QUACK OFF!!!”
 
What one thing have you always wanted to do…..and haven’t done yet?
Run butt-naked through the streets of Amsterdam….enough said!
  
If you could skip down the “Yellow Brick Road”….. 
what one thing would you ask the “Wizard” for?
What do you mean….”IF????”….I would ask him for permanent residency in
OZ!!!  This planet is really getting on my nerves!!!
 
What is your favorite song to sing in the shower?
A medley of  “SINGING IN THE RAIN” and “IT’S RAINING MEN”….I really cut
loose when I’m lathered up!
 
If you could send the “President of the United States” one thing...
what would it be?
Oh…I am tempted here!….I am really tempted!!!…but, I will take the high road
here and say a…“THANK YOU NOTE” for all the PRICELESS material he continues to give me!

Of all the celebrities who have died...who do you miss the most? 
KAREN CARPENTER…but...she’s BACK, she’s HUNGRY and she’s PISSED!!
 
What is your personal motto in life?
“Always keep your TITS to the wind”
 
The movie of your life is about to be filmed and casted….
what actor will play you?
Ruth Gordon on a good day or Bette Midler on a bad one!
 
When you die, what one thing would you insist on being at
your funeral?
Showtuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunes….but if anyone sings “MEMORY” I am
going to slap the gay right off of them!
 
Last question…
you are that the pearly gates…what are you going to say to GOD?
“LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCY!!!!…you have s’plainin’ to do!”